dishes are everywhere, the kitchen's a mess
the roast sits in my tummy, trying to digest
we didn't have turkey so we wouldn't want to sleep
but we are so full of potatoes and gravy we want to weep
instead of loosening the buttons and the belt
we chose to eat half naked so no pressure was felt
thank goodness it was only the two of us here
for after this meal no one would want to be near
now if only the dish fairy would hurry up and come
i can't do them myself for my body's too numb
the cats are pure worthless, not helpful at all
they are laying out flat, in the middle of the hall
i hope everyone out there had a great time today
now it is time for me....down to lay
©Regina2011
